I have been on Reddit for a long time. I have been massaging women for a long time. I had a lot of fun pleasing women, and getting pleased in return. Life is as good as it gets, but sometimes you have to make difficult decisions and move on.

I have decided to quit Reddit, and pursue personal goals. I sincerely want to thank everyone who has responded to me and put their trust in me when we met. I have enjoyed every bit of time that I have spent with the most of you in bed or otherwise.

A note to all the guys who come across this post (my secret sauce to adultery) -

I attribute all my success stories to making women and couples feel comfortable. Be a smart guy, dress well, smell nice, have good conversations, make her laugh, bring something for her (pastry, cake, champagne bottle, snacks, costumes from an adult store, whatever), show them your recent test results (and ask them theirs. Please don’t contract or spread diseases) and most importantly - RESPECT HER BOUNDARIES (I’ve been told by countless women that their past experiences were bad because the guy pushed)