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Anyone wanna volunteer to be my new boyfriend and take care of me after my tummy tuck?
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Or does my ex need to come over again

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Don’t be gross

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Being the one and only guy with access to my awesome body that I worked so hard for

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I wouldn’t date anyone I didn’t also intend to marry. Which…will seemingly never happen anyways

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It will involve lots of binge-watching reality tv, resting, healing, making me get up and walk every couple hours even if I don’t wanna. Helping me get up, help me shower, take care of my cats. Make me laugh but not too hard. Oooh once I’m healed in theory if you’re my bf life would go back to normal

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