Not me going 'I'm pretty sure I waterfalled from this bottle earlier, and I'm almost entirely done being sick. No way I'd get sicker off this, right?', and then immediately getting that throat feeling again I hate.

This is so ghetto! This sucks! I want to fuck, and eat red meat and bullshit foods, and move! I've been in bed for THREE DAYS, I need this shit to wrap up ASAP. I had a week planned, for fuck's sake.

I'm gonna be pissed if it's being sick all week and then time jumping all the way to my next work week.

Fuck McDonald's, fuck San Francisco, and fuck whatever dirty motherfuckers got me sick. I wish poorly against them, immediately.