This post is for all of the details which would otherwise turn my R4R's into Ted talks.

About Me: I'm a standard-issue redditor: 33, ginger, cis male, pansexual, genderqueer, average height and build, masculine-presenting, bearded and tattooed.

I practice RACK/PRICK as a leather rigger, pleasure dom & service top. Partners have said I 👅😻 like a 👩‍❤️‍👩. 🤷🏼 Vasectomy safe and regularly tested (see below 👇)

Disosure I am HSV-2 (herpes) positive, on daily meds and have no outbreaks. No other STI's. Miss me with the stigma and please don't contact me if that doesn't fit your risk profile. 👌

Who I'm looking for: - ✔️ Cute nerdy babes - ✔️ Neurospicy folks & Weirdos - ✔️ Queer, Trans, Straight & Cis folks - ✔️ Folks of all sexes, genders, hwp body types, ethnicities and abilities - ✔️ Feral goblins mere moments away from ripping off their clothing and running naked and screaming into the forest, never to be seen or heard from again. - ✔️ Mythical creatures trapped in human form, seeking endlessly to escape their fleshy prisons and transcend this busted ass material plane where we can finally exist in unity as beings of pure potential and love for all eternity.

Not interested in: - ❌ One-word replies - ❌ Anyone under 25 years old - ❌ LDR's (>100mi from Sacramento) - ❌ Littles & borderline personalities (no judgement; I just don't have the bandwidth) - ❌ Military, cops & bootlickers, racists, fascists, classists, NIMBYs, colonialists, statists, republicans, moderates, tankies, terfs/swerfs, transphobes, christians, science deniers, genocide apologists, elon musk simps, people who post snapshots in /r/itookapicture, etc..

Please send me a DM if you'd like to chat, or leave a comment and I'll message you back. Thanks!