please do not slide into my DMs with a blank profile and a "hey"

do not slide into my DMs with a blank profile and a "wanna fuck?"

i'm not offended, but i am ~baffled~ that anyone thinks that's going to work.

Just, think it through. What would another person--a sexually adventurous, but not sexually desperate person--want out of a conversation, let alone an encounter? Maybe you're not conventionally hot. That's fine! People (including me) will still want to talk to you. People (including me) may even be willing to afford you some measure of sexual gratification if you bring other, non-sexual things to the table. Think it through! That is all. And to all you lovely people bringing actual conversation, keep it coming, talk to you soon.