🇺🇸🎆FOURTH OF JULY🤤🇺🇸

🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

1️⃣ MontCUMery🫶💦, AlaCLAMa🦪

2️⃣ GOONeau🌀😈🧴, AlaSKEET✊💧😵‍💫

3️⃣ PENIS🍆, AREOLA🍕

4️⃣ Little COCK🤏🏻🤏🏻, ArkanRAW🥩🍣

5️⃣ SCROTUMento🍒, CaliFORNICATE👉🏽👌🏽

6️⃣ DenVERSE↕️, ColoRODo🍡😈

7️⃣ HARDford🤥🍆, ERECTicut🥖

8️⃣ BENDover🧎‍♂️, DelaBAREBACK🏇🏼

9️⃣ PHALLICassee🍌, FloriDONKI-DONK🤤☄️

🔟 FATlanta🐳, GeORGYa👯‍♀️👯‍♂️

1️⃣1️⃣ HonoluLUBED🫗, HaWEENY🌭🤤

1️⃣2️⃣ BUSSY🍑😚, IdaHOE🤪💅

1️⃣3️⃣ SPUNKfield💣💥, IlliLINGUS👅

1️⃣4️⃣ IndiaFAPolis👏🏻🫨, IndiANUS🕳️🤲🏻

1️⃣5️⃣ Des LOINES🩲, IoWANK🤯💦

1️⃣6️⃣ TOEPICKER🦶🏻👌🏿, KansASS♨️🎂

1️⃣7️⃣ FrankFART🍑💨, KenCUCKy🧍‍♂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

1️⃣8️⃣ SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE💩💦, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨🍆🫶🏻

1️⃣9️⃣ AuGUSHta🌊, MOANe😮‍💨🥴

2️⃣0️⃣ AnnaHOLEis🕳️, MaryHANDY🤝🏻

2️⃣1️⃣ BUST-on🤯💦🥲, MassaGOOCHetts💢

2️⃣2️⃣ LUSTing💋, BITCHigan😈

2️⃣3️⃣ TAINT Paul💩💨, MEATYsota🥓🤑

2️⃣4️⃣ JACKS-on😊💦🥲, MISS-PISSY-SISSY🍌💦🥃

2️⃣5️⃣ JOHNSON City👺, KISSouri👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

2️⃣6️⃣ HeleNUT🥜, MOUNTana🤠

2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅🔫 as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕