My stats are life level 45, standing at 5’9”, weighing in at 355 lbs. I’m a cis gay male (he/him) and a total bottom. I own a home and I’m divorced (not by my choice).

What am I looking for? In short, a FWB situation or NSA fun until I find a meaningful monogamous connection with someone. I’m fine being a guest star for other couples, but when it comes to my relationship, I prefer it to be just me and my guy.

I’m a dad to dogs, plants and freshwater fish. I have no children and I have no desire to have kids. I game occasionally on my pc & switch. I’m a hard-working guy who’s laid back and rarely enjoys a single glass of an adult beverage (I don’t like to be drunk). I don’t smoke / use tobacco and I don’t use any drugs. I like to be in bed by 10pm and get up around 6am.

Politically, I lean center-left and I’m a non-religious agnostic theist who was brought up in a religious politically bipartisan household. I’m one of three kids and both parents are no longer living.

My favorite foods are Mexican, sushi and most anything spicy. I love video gaming (pc & switch), house plants, food (cooking & eating), freshwater fishkeeping, singing, music (Illenium, Teddy Swims, Broadway musicals, jazz and more), sci-fi TV & movies (Star Trek & Star Wars — I’m sci-bi 😆, Rick & Morty, Solar Opposites, MCU, Stranger Things, Seinfeld, Frazier, Charmed, etc.

I love podcasts, including The Moth, Risk!, Ear Hustle, Wait.. Wait.. Don’t Tell Me, Snap Judgement, Spooked, and more. I enjoy day trips, yard selling, antique store browsing, fire pits, game nights, potluck get togethers, drag shows, just running around finding new food or coffee experiences and sometimes just staying in and having a lazy uneventful day at home. I do not enjoy the night club scene — it’s just not for me.

What turns me on is the idea of someone who is the opposite physically or me in body contrast — a fit or average build, shorter (5’8” or less; dwarfism is hot to me, too) nerdy/geeky, masculine, top guy with nice biceps with abs or a small pooch of a belly and hairy pits and a bushy untrimmed crotch. Basically a jock gamer/nerd. I’m a sucker for a nerdy or unsuspecting average looking guys with low to deep voices. This is not written in stone and I’ve dated outside of this. Have a nice treasure trail that leads to a forest? Step to the front of the line.

I won’t compromise when it comes to finding someone who is stable, both emotionally and financially. It’s unrealistic to ask for someone without baggage, but it is totally reasonable for me to make sure whoever I’m with is working to bring an income in, keeping their baggage in check— mental & emotional health is key and it’s definitely a huge plus if you’re in therapy or getting counseling. It was poor emotional and mental health that killed my marriage. I prefer non-tobacco users who are either sober or have discipline with their alcohol intake — not into drunks or druggies.

Lastly, I’m in the southern USA, so if you’re not in the USA, don’t expect more than a friendship unless we hit it off AND you’re willing to relocate.