I have much respect and love for my OF gals. If your idea of entertaining me or making me feel special is by putting other women down or saying I'm not a bot (? I know I'm not. I'm a Tamagotchi™ it's been established in the title), I'm less than impressed with your creativity and effort. It's actually so average it's boring.

I love resourceful men. Be smart or lose your chance.

*Edit 1

I do have a life and basic necessities beyond my Tamagotchi™ life. Don't expect immediate answers and understand that the influx of messages is constant.

*Edit 2

Calling me "stubborn" for "knowing what I want"... I can't even form a complete sentence with that material. Eyes roll towards my early grave

*Edit 3

Yes, I did write that at 4am. Yes, turns out the 9th circle of hell was inside my head all along.

*Edit 4