Zombie monsterboy

[zombie-like groans x2] [more human, tired groan]
So tired… So hungry…
[footsteps]
[door creak open and more footsteps]
Bed, rest… Wait…
OW!
Head, pain. Why did you…
Intruder? I’m no intruder. I’m just tired.
I haven’t slept in days, need rest.
H-hey! Monster is not a nice word. I may be a zombie but I’m still a person. I even have a name! It’s uh, um.

Roommate

[SFX: Buzzing noises and a door opening]
[Muffled and sing-songy] Yo yo, roomie! I’m hoooom-
[Door opens and the buzzing stops]
Uhhhh
Did I interrupt something?
No? Are you sure?
Well uh- [clear throat] I just wanted to say I brought home some Korean food for dinner. Since you brought home tacos the other night. We’re even now.
So yeah. I’m going to wash up. I feel gross after a long day of work.
[Door closing and muffled humming before it stops suddenly and the door opens again a few moments later]
I swear to god, if that’s my toothbrush and I’m actually going to kill you.
Don’t play dumb with me! We both know there was a buzzing sound and last time I checked, you weren’t a fucking bee keeper