Doesn't necessarily need to be in that order lol. If you're here, then we've managed to catch your eye, and perhaps if you take the time to read this, you'll catch ours too.

This is a pinned post that will be evolving as we do. A bit about us, and what we're looking for. As much as I wish to keep this brief, it probably won't be. You only get what you put in (out?) right?

Obviously you've seen our pics, but in case you're interested in numbers, she's 5'6 with the most amazingly sexy curves, he's 6'5, big and strong mixed with the perfect amount of soft and cuddly!

We love going on adventures together. Road trips, hiking, kayaking, offroading, camping. If it's outside or off the beaten path, we're probably into it. Of course, we sometimes find ourselves exhausted and stuck to the couch watching sci/fi, comedy, or the occasional documentary. One of our favorite things to do is find cabins, hotsprings, eclectic hole in the wall places to stay. She's a teacher taking a break to raise kids with a great talent for crafting and all sorts of art. He's got a technical background and is a gear head with a serious addiction to just about anything with an engine and wheels.

We're not new to letting go and fucking other people, but we're fairly new to full on pursuing what most would consider the "lifestyle" or "swinging". Most especially the online side of things. We got our start by doing a lot of talking and reading and then venturing to Privata (a few times now) and have a pretty good idea about what we want. We've been together for 20 years and will be celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary this year. We've practiced varying forms of enm since pretty early in our relationship. We've gone through the growing pains of that, dealt with the jealousy, and more drama than we care to admit. We have and want none of that now. Together we have grown more than we ever thought possible. We're extremely happy together, our sex life is as great as it's ever been. We're not here to fill some imagined slight or shortcoming. We're busy parents with busy lives. We're also horny af.

So that brings us to what we're looking for. Drama free couples and single females to the front of the line please. At this time we're not looking for single males. Wife is very bi. Not bicurious, not heteroflexible, definitely not "only when I'm drunk teehee". To say this woman loves to eat pussy is to say 2020 was a bad year. We're totally open to couples with straight women too, no pressure or expectations. She loves the men just as much. As far as play goes, we're open to full swap, but our first time may only be soft or parallel. We base a lot off of the chemistry we feel, and ask that you respect our like of no expectations or pressure from or towards any involved party. We're here to have as much fun as possible, but consent is everything.

If you made it this far, congratulations🥳! Feel free to please send either of us a message 🙂

He's u/mrbigstump She's u/shroominbadger