•••Misc stuff•••

This should be pretty obvious from the sub you're reading this on, but I'm not looking to have sex or reciprocate. If that's an issue for you, well... sorry. Please don't ask or beg or guilt trip me into doing something I don't want to do.

If you couldn't already tell, I want this to be about me. I want to feel important and beautiful. I can tell pretty quickly if someone is not genuinely attracted to me and is doing the bare minimum just to be nice. Women come on here to have a pleasant and satisfying experience (especially if they've had bad ones in the past) not to feel ugly or judged. So if you're gonna be weird or stingy about touching me or worshiping my body, please don't waste my time.

This goes without saying (since it's in the title) but I want you to take your time. If you only have an hour or two to spend with me or need to rush through things or constantly watch the clock.... please don't bother. I want us to spend a whole morning or afternoon or evening together and not worry about the time.

I'm definitely open to this becoming a regular thing between us as well.

•••Conclusion•••

I'm posting this on Sun, June 25, and I'm available this week. But the sooner, the better. Again, I don't want to play message tag for days just to get ghosted at the last minute.

I'm really looking forward to hearing from you. When you respond to my ad, please include your age, body type, a pic of your face, whatever you want to tell me about yourself, what you enjoy about pleasing a woman, when you're available, where you're located and verbal confirmation that you're okay with this being centered around me AND that you can pay for a local room.

Most importantly, please be yourself!

Chats and DMs are fine with me. Just an FYI, the only chat app I use is Discord so please be okay with using that.

Thank you.