A list of all the scripts I've written

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Lately, I've been thinking about writing more scripts -- especially since it's gotten harder to find time and privacy to record anything -- but first I figured I should actually make a proper list of all the scripts I've already written.

EDIT: Also, after I wrote all of this down, I remembered you can actually just look at my AO3 page. 😅

(in more-or-less chronological order)

Title	Description	Tags
This isn't the Costco hot dog I was promised!	In which a certain young woman has a craving for hot dogs, and she decides that if her partner won't take her her out for Costco hot dogs, she's going to slurp down a different kind of sausage- 🌭	[F4M] [humor] [blowjob] [cum swallowing] [dirty talk] [good boy] [short]
When your best friend catches you polishing your lightsaber	Some guys are pretty dense, and won't catch the hints a girl drops when she likes him. And that's when you really need to reach out with The Force and take a firm grip of something that's really important to him.	[F4M] [humor] [friends to lovers] [romance] [nerdy] [handjob] [blowjob] [Star Wars references]
Squirt your sanitizer all over my hands ;D	In this age of pandemics and supply-chain issues, it can be hard to get your hands on important supplies, but there's always that one friend who seems well-prepared and stocked up. A really handy friend to have, even if you might have to get a little handsy- okay, that pun was terrible, I'm sorry-	[F4M] [humor] [handjob] [blowjob] [cum swallowing] [friends with benefits] [quarantine] [social distancing] [post orgasm torture]
Thanksgiving is coming soon, so give me that stuffing	If you've got family coming over for Thanksgiving, it's pretty much impossible to find time alone for, uh... special private stuff, so it's best to "take care of things" before anyone comes over. Just the two of you. 😌	[F4M] [I'm not a turkey but I'll gobble gobble] [blowjob] [creampie] [quickie]
Diversify? How about you go ALL IN on me	In a time when people can do stock market trading on an app, some guys just don't know when to stop looking at their charts... which can be inconvenient for their partners. Maybe the best way to get their attention is to speak their language... or better yet, talk dirty to them in their language. 📈	[F4M] [SHITPOST] [humor] [stock market puns] [creampie] [dirty talk]
You wanted video games for your birthday, but your big sister's love is a better present	Maybe he wants a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Animal Crossing for his birthday, but let's be real: that's expensive as heck. But you know what's even more valuable and priceless? To be loved. In a very special way- 😳 (NOTE: This was written years ago, back when [incest] was a very popular tag on GWA. Nowadays, you might be better off redoing this as a stepsis/stepbro audio, or even dropping the "we're family" angle entirely and doing it as [friends to lovers] thing... well, whatever you're comfortable with ✌️)	[F4M] [humor] [NO AGE] [big sister] [incest] [handjob] [creampie] [dirty talk]
Legal Loli	Once upon a time, there was a fully grown woman of legal age who wanted to post sexy stuff on various NSFW subreddits. Unfortunately for her, because she looked and sounded underage (blame genetics), her posts kept getting deleted. However, instead of doing something sane and reasonable like giving up, she instead decided to go full yandere and break into the home of the strictest moderator she knew, in order to... "convince" him to stop deleting her posts.	[F4M] [humor] [NO AGE] [rape] [blowjob] [creampie] [MD/lb] [yandere] [blackmail] [shitpost?]
I don’t need to snap my fingers to drain half your spunk	I've written way too many succubus-themed scripts, but a Thanos-themed succubus? This was new. Also, I forgot now why I thought the idea was so funny, but I have no regrets about writing this. ✌️	[F4M] [humor] [shitpost] [succubus?] [blowjob] [cum swallowing] [creampie] [(un)expected Thanos]
Feed me your cheese, daddy	Let's be real, most of my jokes are pretty cheesy, but this really took things to a new level. 😅 Anyways, this was a script about a girl wanting to get some fancy cheese. I mean, if you buy fancy cheese from some upscale grocery store, is it better to give it to your friends, or to that special person in your life? This script points you to the right answer. 🧀	[F4M] [humor] [parmesan play] [mozarella worship] [cheese swallowing] [dirty talk] [handjob] [DD/lg]
Just your average sexy interrogation	One day, I was thinking "you know, there's some sexy interrogation audios out there, but there needs to be MORE." Presumably I thought this while actually listening to one such audio, and I decided to write a ton about it. Seriously, this script is surprisingly long. 😳	[F4M] [humor] [dirty talk] [teasing] [blowjob] [cum swallowing] [rape] [interrogation]
Newlyweds	Having gotten married, a newly-wed couple decide to spend their wedding night eating food, drinking bubble tea, and watching Harry Potter movie marathons. Also, maybe throw a creampie and some post-orgasm blowjob action in there too. You know, innocent vanilla romantic stuff. ✌️	[F4M] [romantic] [L-bombs] [blowjobs] [marathon blowjobs]
You summoned a succubus on your first try	A young wizard with a lot of magical power and very little common sense decides to summon a devilishly sexy seductress, who very sweetly explains why this wasn't the best of ideas. Also she screws with his head. Well, both his "heads," really.	[F4M] [fantasy] [blowjob] [succubus] [teasing] [telepathic blowjob]
Station Omega	At a top secret research institute, a portal to hell is opened for the sake of science and at least one sexy demoness comes through. According to one of the scientists, the demoness is hungry for virgin sacrifices... but neither the demoness nor the scientist are quite what they seem.	[F4M] [fantasy] [succubus] [science] [humor?] [virgin]
Random acts of succubus	There's at least a couple of subreddits where people will try to find other thirsty Redditors for some random hookups and hanky-panky. But sometimes, that hot lady Redditor you're about to meet may not be entirely... human.	[F4M] [blowjob] [titfuck] [riding] [cum swallowing] [creampie]
An overly concerned sister-in-law	In which a certain guy gets a visit from his wife's older sister, who tells him that his wife wants children but can't possibly be truly ready to be a mother. But just to be sure that her little sister doesn't get pregnant, she decides to suck all the sperm out of said husband. I mean... theoretically, it could work... maybe? 😅	[F4M] [blowjob] [cum eating] [cheating] [dirty talk]

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