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You are apparently some kind of onomatopoeia master, did u know that?? 😆 DOOM. Rip and TEAR. Umm. I don’t even need to hear a snippet to get the idea lmao😅 fade innie outtie pianni sounds so much more pleasant.
I.. used to wake up to a song that was the intro from legally blonde, u know the movie. It’s hilarious to me now. well, it’s called Perfect Day by Hoku. I thought there was no way I could wake up in a bad mood. So my alarm it became;D. Well I had first period photo class, and one day my alarm went off in the dark room, and everyone was trying not to laugh while I struggled to locate my phone in my backpack for almost the entirety of the song. My teacher looked mad, he was not a very chill dude. More of a grumpyy artist. I was so embarrassed.. because the chorus was in full force and I just felt so cheesy for having that as my alarm. I ended up singing to get through the pain.
Guess I’m in a short story writing mood today. Lol. Suns up.. it’s a little after 12. Make breakfast for myself. Leave the work for someone else .. 😭
lols, umm wow the torture u put urself thru😂. I can’t imagine. phone default alarm ringers alone make me wanna be unborns in the morns.. I used to wake up to something I thought would just be the most pleasant thing ever, its kinda cheesy. Lemme see what song title is
Hahah why is this scute.... I’ve never heard a more gentle n playful alarm in my head. 10/10 would struggle to wake up from the meeps🫨
Consider me breastfeeding 😈 ok too far, tbh
I have too many mini traumas from it now. You know alarms from 10 years ago, they just shouldn’t be reused. I’d flashback to that class every time my eyes open
I haven’t used that onomatopoeia word since I’ve had that as my alarm, tbh. Beep boop meep. good day 🫡 I mean doomsday. I mean perfect day.
I still cannot believe there were like 400 people happily downvoting everythinggg on that 😅🥲🥲. Ahh, am no longer virgin because u have penetrated my belly hole 😭
Ahh I could use some caffeine, but I’m glad to be yours:)
Felt very direct assistance just now hehehe. I like it :) Now this is gonna sound dumb, but in my gw experience, titles talking about thighs don’t catch eyez. meh. My perfectionism wants to just stay put on my profile. No goin wild 2day 😭
Just had to reference the queen is allll ;D
I think she might smell the brew and peak her lil head out
Lololol I needed to troll at least once to get it out of my system. I kinda wanna try again, in a less erm, aggressively sarcastic way xD
Hmm there is so so much I could say tbh. I don’t wanna give all my secrets away in the comments ;). Much valuable infos and wisdom from ..apparently nearly 3 decades of posting 👵🏼 but it is cool to hear your side of it. The way you can acknowledge you are more inclined to interact w the good stuff or depending on the pic and word balances. Funny enough I have never even thought of using comments as inspo. It’s always been more like a dm, or something that sticking in my head. Oh, every time I would say “someone said..” it would pawp off. But I think they created a filter on that phrase now. Because “someone” titles always get locked right away now. Maybe I caused that. Lol. Such keywords.. many key words. And lots of key words I have too much pride to use. Bc I like being real behind the attention grabs, at least as much as I can.
Personified sleepy boobies.) yes indeed. One hit snooze
I pay wayy too close attention to whats goin on down gone yonders. Ahhh. It has been a few years now. A couple? A few..? Somewhere inbetween.
I accidentally know all parts of it.. what the ~sexi audience like to read~ and see, visually as two separate and specific thangs., honestly wild, but the words do weigh more than the photo I’ve learned.. 😭😭 sort of.. hard to explain. If my titties were like ginormo, then maybe not so mucho. Ya know? Oof. Ahf. I almost asked for title brain storming today but didn’t feel like it. I should chillax
Are you giving me title assistance?:)♥️
For a second I thought you were referring to the yellow ghost app 👻
Ahahaha whyyy why is everyone being so cute today
Hey, if you actually saw it every day. It would lose it’s touch I bet ;)♥️
Ahahaha ok ok 🙈😂 goof. giggling. I thought you were referring to a new photo that I was shy to post. In reference to me saying bringing “this one” back this morning
Lol, I actually didn’t catch on that u were talking about my boob 😆😆
Lol, i made a post for half a second that had your username screenshot/attached in it saying “write the bum”
Ahhh was it?! Ahhh. I just second guess every time I stand on my tippy toes it makes my cheeks just poof underneath 🙈🙈
update: bad bum pic :/ I need to take more
update: bad bum pic :/ I need to take more
I see aussie in the username, I.. intrigued😉
Gramps and his popcorn watching me get a beatdown , loveee it. Hahaha. I totally get what u mean by the labeling. Muahah I forced u to enjoy the blurry now 😈 I’d like to think I’ve given a few things some names. Por ejemplo: blurry booty, underbooty, spam/spree, shark week (we can ignore that one) hmm hm. Anything else? Idk but there’s always room for more. And that’s smart. But also I feel like I’ve always kept those on my profile now that I think ab it
Zeeer I feel like you never Zzz. I know we have covered this, but still.. I am ~concerned~ again ! (Coming from fellow deprived)
Cuteness and boopness :D hehe well hopefully you’ll catch another cute morning soon my fren 💕
and cheers to catching life accomplishments 🎣 u certainly deserve it <3
Tbh, yeah. and if u didn’t know, our cavemen ancestors used to do that
This is a q I ask myself every day for the last year I haven’t fucked ..anyone 😅😳
on a scale of 1-10 how good of an idea would it be to make a milf title today loool : I prob won’t actually. But it’s on my mind to continue wreaking havoc now. I’ll be on later people <3 if u care ;)
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I lovee the booop! But I will never give that whole thing a new meaning the way u/bibbitybobbityboobie dooo 😌👀