in conversation with a lifestyle but non little friend of mine we went on the subject of the infamous melanie martinez.

i don't mention her much for quite a few reasons.

the allegations of assault/rape/whatever i don't remember the specifics just are not good not kosher. and ya know unhealthy bad people make good media all the time. mel gibson is horrible and made wonderful things. puff daddy p diddy combs diddy whatever is a tragic daddy example with all sorts of abuse in his trail. the list goes on and on.

but outside of that i also don't mention her because melanie is one of the many littles and babies stuck in that sad broken cycle just unable to get out of it and not find the fun joy and life is for livinggggggggggggggggggggg we all know, and i don't wanna live it alone(as another daddy character chris martin sings on the best album they did ever parachutes, swoon to the mother fucking max).

so i don't really stick to the part of the community that be stuck in the downward spiral of emotions and all that and i pray and wish them well.

but at the same time melanie needs her fuckin props.

before the baby and little rap girls who were confident, assured, happy, joyous, rascally, rambunctious, in your face, proud and out and loud and living life came along.

melanie came along.

and we all know when she hit the scene every little girl including me had a conniption and died and went to heaven seeing it. honestly the visuals the sound the energy though always towards the broken and sad had it's place in the history/trajectory/building of the momentum of the space and the freedom and the acceptance and the IT'S BABY GIRL TIMEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S FINALLY OUR TIME era we have now and i really in spite of all her messyness and l sis vibes she does i respect. i remember when she released video after video it was like dragon ball z releasing in america for little girls, we were all plugged online on the youtube wondering what magic would she come out with next? the anticipation was real.

like my daddy 'gaydar' my little/the tribe vibe i've been picking up on seems to be oozing out with her too because she's now say rip crybaby which great...the sad broken little girl part needs to die to enjoy life and to have a much more successful and proper union with the daddy of her choice or if she's polyam idk the daddies of her choices. and it seems she's highly vibbing in our nymph non human extra terrestrial vibe we also have right now just browsing her youtube and i respect that. get your other bodies and energies on sis.

actually i checked it out and energetically that whole thing is boo boo trash so cut that..that was me trying to be optimistic. sometimes the hottest smartest talented clever wonderful people fuck themselves over and she is a perpetual sister but she's down bad and she's an l. hopefully she'll level up one day and realize there are plenty of either single or polyamorously open daddies out there that would love to partner with her and go down the journey of power exchange and servitude if she did some healing and stopped being such a fucking energy sucking draining negator doubter/soul sucker.

but until then let's talk a bit about the magic of her in spite of her sad broken place.

soap and training wheels the music video would've been fucking perfect i she allowed herself to get with her dude at the end but because she's a sad girl vibe she made him disappear whatever.

though melanie being a sad baby the whole premise is fucking hilarious.

'hey daddy would you like to come over and i spill my fucking guts about all my trauma and torment and make you watch all the hard stuff i had go through with no fun no healing no resolution, JUST FUCKING WATCH IT AND THEN LEAVE'?

YEAH YOU LIKE TO WATCH IN A NON S/M WAY PAIN AND SUFFERING GREAT COME THE FUCK OVER LOVE YOU.

really that concept is funny. support is one thing but being a fucking unpaid therapist is another.

i like to contextualize soap/training wheels in a way she wouldn't since she's a sad girl of something happened i'm opening uppppppp with permissionnnnnnnnnnn and frameworkkkkkkk to why this is how i am..and THEN we get to come together to come to a RESOLUTION over it, MOVE ON, be happy and SYNCH UP again and enjoy each other and enjoy MYSELF even more because he did his job to HELP ME.

but she didn't do that...but that was the dark baby era where we didn't have stuff for us and we were grabbing for crumbs.

ok and as usual i'm just energetically tapping into the little girl zietgiest because i came across this other random to me little girl that had a bunch of melanie on her profile on facebook and someone else mentioend her too and it's talking about revisiting old energy to put it to rest. so i guess l sis melanie is coming up because now, us littles are fucking bad bitches and don't need that vibe no more.

there are a lot of moments where melanie unleashed the little girl but i'm going to start the gif party with pacify her....when i saw her eye the way she moved her neck how she moved her lips. i said i know all of that that told an entire novel...it was a few seconds but the body language said EVERYTHING for it hit deep in my soul.

the hair the clothes help....but even if she was one toned hair just the intro and the body language says it all.

https://i.redd.it/6k6bg1jacf9d1.gif

i could pick a lot from pacify her because she just does it there but i think it's a really stupid concept to put energy time and mind into. she's stuck in this vibe where she's trying to find this vanilla guy who is intrigued and is trying to steal her from his vanilla world with his vanilla chick. and it's like all this can easily be fixed if you at the very least find one of the many single healthy available spicy guys instead and go flirt and explore with him...........and at the most highestest and best outcome just go find a fucking daddy already and move on...but instead this and a lot of her work is trying to fit a fucking circle into a square and she ends in heartbreak every time because she embraces herself to an extent but doesn't fully dive deep in the mother fucker to allow herself to be the different alien she was created to be.

half of her songs of taking pills to look normal or be normal or how no one wants to come to her party would all disappear once she does what doja cat and all the girlies do now and embrace the wild alien beast we are and move the fuck on. the pinning over wet blankets and duds is just so 2000 and late.

moving onto the story.

the main focus is soap/training wheels moments in gif form.

thank god for this moment because sister i'm hearing you loud and clear.

https://i.redd.it/rywnjc61df9d1.gif

this one was just too powerful for words bless you again for this melanie. you know when she makes the hazy eyes and the laugh it's OVER and if it was a rated r it would've been on in that moment.

https://i.redd.it/85eb7d61df9d1.gif

we all love a good stern moment. we stan the stern moments that clean our busy minds.

https://i.redd.it/p7zejz51df9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/wntwgy61df9d1.gif

at this point of the video i just am fucking laughing. i'm laughing because i've been there both by myself and with daddies and i truly feel not from a lived experience but the other side it's like...BE A DADDY THEY SAID, IT'D BE FUN CUTE SEXY AND QUIRKY AND EXHILARATING THEY SAID. and then he ends up in our pink ass bubbly haunted house of mess and he's all WHAT DID I SIGN UP FOR.

https://i.redd.it/gk0wy261df9d1.gif

the classic going to far moment and the other side of oh welllllllll wasn't expecting this shit to escalate like this but it did.

https://i.redd.it/b56elz51df9d1.gif

and this is the definately the moment when you realize the relationship isn't all pink and simple.

https://i.redd.it/jj5hmz51df9d1.gif

this one is a hard watch but also a very relatable watch of how sad emotions are expressed different when you're simply an adult woman and when you're an adult woman that's a little/baby girl. before it rampled up even just how she moved her eyes i knew what was coming.

https://i.redd.it/ztrhfd61df9d1.gif

https://i.redd.it/rm4q7e61df9d1.gif

so thanks for the memories and for making waves and starting to make media for us to enjoy sis. hope you someday get out of that wild downward crazy ass spiral. hope you stop looking for lame ass vanilla man and find you at next an alternative guy at best a daddy or stay single and find yourself heal yourself and live your best uncollared life until then or permanently.

and until then, this is how we be doin it now in 2024.

"This pussy should come with an asthma pump
He in-and-out, in-and out breathin'
I got him coughin' and wheezin', yeah, yeah, ayy
This pussy should come with an asthma pump
He in-and-out, in-and-out breathin'
I got him coughin' and wheezin', yeah, yeah
He losin' air, he losin' air
He losin' air, he know it's too good (ah)
He losin' air, he losin' air
He losin' air, he know it's too good (ah)
He losin' air, he losin' air
He losin' air, he know it's too good
He losin' air, he losin' air
He losin' air, he know it's too good"

the gif aka reel doesn't have the same effect because the clip has the dancers screamining insinuating spirit screamining for the girlies being bad bitch and stating their shit and babygirl tay's vocals really add to it..but i mean gonna gif gif gonna gif.

https://i.redd.it/ml4y0rklff9d1.gif