Since day 1 of being a queer adult, I’ve seen these types of faggots everywhere, with no end in sight. In my opinion it’s long overdue to start distinguishing the difference of being a real man who likes men versus being a faggot. I’m gay, but I’m not a faggot. If you don’t understand the difference between the two, then you’re probably a faggot.

I define faggots as queers who are at least one of the following:

— Closeted: I don’t care about your family/friends. I highly doubt I know them, nor do I care to know them. If I did, why would I expose my private sex life to them? You’re cheating on your partner and can’t afford to be caught? I don’t see how that’s my problem. Probably should just man the fuck up and break up with them.

Grow some balls and use your brain, it’s 2024. Who the fuck hooks up with a faceless profile? You want me to send my address to you only to find out you’re ugly and I shut the door in your face? 😂 bffr. If you aren’t willing to accept the risk of being discovered, then you have no business on dating/hookup apps.

— Unemployed: OnlyFans & Prostitution is not employment, go get an actual job. Why would I pay for sex or porn when I can get it for free elsewhere? You’re not that special 😂.

— Illiterate: If you can’t follow instructions in people’s bios like not sending unsolicited nudes as the first message, then get the fuck off of dating/hookup apps.

It is basic common sense to read someone’s bio before messaging them, even when they texted you first.

— Fragile w/ their Masculinity: Again, it’s 2024. Grow some balls and man the fuck up. It’s fine to not enjoy topping because you derive no pleasure from it.

If any of your excuses for not bottoming or giving a blowjob are “I’m a man, not a faggot/sissy/woman” or “I’m straight/masculine/dominant”, then you’re a faggot.

Bottoming is not a submissive nor feminine sex act. If you think it is, you’re a delusional faggot who is still playing by the games of straight people. I’m not straight, keep that dumb shit away from me. You can be a submissive top or a dominant bottom.

By definition, you’re a faggot to the rest of the world for fucking a biological male. I’m not the rest of the world, so why the fuck are you so pressed with maintaining your “straight passing” facade? 😂 Quit being a bitch and have real sex for once and enjoy it.

— Non-Kissers: If you can’t distinguish the difference between romantic and casual sex when kissing is involved, then you’re a faggot who has no business engaging in casual sex.

It does not take that much emotional maturity to understand the differences on all levels (sociocultural, romantic, physical, emotional, etc.). Any person who has had a real hookup will tell you that casual vs romantic kissing have completely different sensations and reactions to them. This isn’t rocket science, you’re just bitching out and want to put on another facade of dominance.

— Illogical w/ Condoms: I know the overwhelming majority of dudes swapping head aren’t using condoms for oral. If you’re someone who says they fuck “safe only”, why are you taking/giving raw blowjobs dumbass? 😂

Whatever STDs you think I have is just going to end up in one hole and not both, and that’s even more dangerous since oral STDs have the highest rate of being reported as asymptomatic when transmission is confirmed via testing.

Safe sex is fine, but if you’re going to “play safe”, then actually play safe. Take PrEP DoxyPEP and/or get tested after each hookup while requesting test results from your partner. Did any of you pay attention in health class??

— Rudely Mute: If you’re not interested, silence doesn’t tell me that. I can’t read your mind. It takes a few keystrokes to say no thanks or to block someone. It’s obviously more disrespectful to ignore someone than to politely turn them down.

— Illogical w/ Photo Sharing: Typically this issue only happens with closeted faggots and it never makes any sense to me. They only want to start off with sharing nudes, then they’ll share their face very last, after you’ve sent yours first.

I don’t give a fuck who messaged who first or who asked for photos first. Just grow the fuck up and come out already. Why would you show your entire naked body neck down when you don’t even know if I’m your type? 😂 I don’t care how big your dick is, if you’re ugly, I’m not interested.

Sending nudes very last would actually lower your chances of being catfished and leaked/outed because you’d be able to tell who’s fake much easier and your nudes would be in the hands of less people.