Standing out in my DMs

So you've decided to send me a dm! Here are some tips that will help you stand out from the rest of the people in my dms, and how to actually get a decent response, most of the time I'm very cold in responding because I don't like wasting my time (who does?) I will continue to be cold until effort is made on your part, I am not the one reaching out.

1. (👽)The alien emoji, yes if you've read my bio you'll see I ask for the alien emoji. I ask for this to help weed through some of the messages. It means you know my age, my relationship, sexual orientation, at the bare minimum. If you ask either of those question after sending the emoji, our conversation is over.
2. Start a conversation. Just don't send an alien emoji or just say "hello." Say why you came to my dms (you did for some reason, don't try and be smart by saying "oh idk"). Ask a question, about anything. I can literally talk about anything. I mean literally everything. You can see my username has "nerd" in it, so let's talk about that.
3. Unsolicited Dick Pics. They aren't cute, it isn't a turn on, if I wanted to see I would ask or check out your profile. It is sexual harassment and you will be reported.
4. I don't have a snapchat, whatsapp, telegram, etc. so stop asking. I also do not chat off of reddit except on kik and only if you are purchasing CC or a potienal bull/third (see below)
5. I do not do meet ups (unless you are interested in being a bull/third, see below) so do not bother asking, unless you enjoy cold responses.
6. If you are interested in being a bull/third, give some background on yourself that way it gives me a better idea of who you are and if I would be interested in you. When we discuss more, please give more than one word answers.
7. Custom Content "how do I see more?" You ask? Well you can purchase CC pictures and videos. "But what about for me?" You aren't special, either pay for pictures or don't ask.
8. The effort you put in, is the effort you will receive from me. Trust me, I have no problem being mean to stupid people.

I really don't like being cold or bitchy but it gets really tiresome with 30 messages and conversations that look exactly the same. I do enjoy good conversations. Congratulations, you've made it this far. Send this 💌 for me to know you've read all of this. Ttyl!

~Kinky