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there’s been much speculation lately about what’s happening, and certain threads made on certain sites alluding to me leaving or quitting - i am not.
during a bad episode of burnout last year i foolishly joined an “agency” that turned out to be a bunch of scammy bastards, and now i’m free, so here i am trying to build my rep back up.
a few myths debunked:
• your content is boring now, switch it up. - no duh? that’s the plan. i have creative control again so i’m back to suckin’ and fuckin’ like my feeble heart desires. down with the lameness!
• current, red hair hannah is a scam artist. - that wasn’t me, my bad. or at the very least, not my choice contractually. lesson: don’t sign anything when you’re feeling really, really, really sad!
• you won’t do couple swaps anymore. - actually i have some in the works. this one is less complicated; i just wasn’t leaving my house or networking because i was bummed out. and i was sick all the time (more on that later)
• you ruined your face with plastic surgery. - i have not had any plastic surgery on my face. in fact, the opposite: i had a bunch of crappy filler in my chin/cheeks/lips that i had dissolved. so if anything, i ruined my face by looking more like…… me? thanks? i considered getting a nose job at one point and then took a long look in the mirror and realized i was being insane. you guys have no idea how much staring at a pixelated version of yourself eight hours a day really starts to warp things.
• you have an eating disorder. - no bitch i love food
• you’ll never do another reddit AMA. - actually i’m doing one either today or tomorrow so keep those delicious little eyeballs peeled!
those ghouls really drained me financially and mentally. i still can’t believe i let them do that to me
that’s great but it isn’t like that anymore
i didn’t get lazy, i got sick and worried about taking care of my family. but you’re going to write fanfic about me on reddit regardless so, whatever helps you sleep
you’re the one looking for hookups on reddit, that sausage is probably worn thin
i mean i still wanna do rebill gifts so i’ll just be workshopping that eventually
showing up on a podcast = not sick! liar!
apparently you know me personally, and you live with me, and you know exactly what i was doing and thinking when i signed my creative process away! how cool, i didn’t even know these things myself! god you’re such a fucking dweeb
just because you don’t approve of something doesn’t mean they look messed up lmfao
went on a bender? you fucking coomer i have depression, not drug addiction. go start a family or something ffs you need one
my right one? i have a MRSA scar on my sternum from when i legit almost died, and a buildup of scar tissue there that they’re slowly removing. it’s kind of nuts to assume i skimped on anything when you reallly don’t know me personally
and i wasn’t the one doing the scamming you dipweed, it was their foreign employees. are you that daft
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you have no idea how much those captions killed me inside