Hey- So glad I caught your eye! Really, I’m flattered that in the online world of admiring anything you want- you saw me, and liked it enough to tell me 🥰

I do love chatting with you, but truthfully, about 90% of my inbox goes ignored. Hey! Don’t let that deter you- I’d love to lower that percentage too!

If you genuinely want a response from me, here’s some helpful tips to get there:

1. Do you actually meet Redditors in real life, or do you just like showing off?

Both! I primarily date off of Reddit actually (fuuuuck dating apps 😅) and while I’m single, I love to celebrate my plus size curves online with those who want to see them. So yes! I am serious and intentional about meeting up!

2. What does a ‘blank profile’ mean? Why don’t you respond to them?

Quite simply- a profile that you are not shown in. And by you- I mean your face and not your cock (you can show that off too! But I need to see that face boo 😉) I don’t respond to blank profiles for a lot of reasons. The biggest one being mutual vulnerability and fairness. You’ve DM’d me because you’ve seen (most) of me and you were attracted to it. I don’t have that when you blank profile me, and I have no idea who the person messaging me is. Are you a 16 year old boy? My 2nd cousin?

3. Can’t we just talk first, and then I share my photo when I get more comfortable?

No. I’m sorry, but it’s manipulative to think a woman you find attractive should invest her time to talk and connect with you until you reach the point that you want to share yourself. Not to mention the safety factor for the woman!

4. Can you just add me on snap so I can send a photo there?

Again, no. This ties into #3. I’m not going to engage with you to another platform just to get a glimpse of you. Send the photo with your first message in your chat please!

5. “Hey I’m 30, 6’2 and super cute. DM me if you are interested and I’ll share photos”

Just gotta clarify this a third time… absolutely not 😅 I’m not going to know if I’m interested without those photos, boo! Think about it from your side here, too. What if we did chat, and then you send your photo and I’m absolutely not interested? My options are to, what? Ghost, breadcrumb you while I back away, or tell you the attraction isn’t mutual? Don’t put women in this position where we have to ghost or hurt your feelings! Include the photo up front and know I’ll respond if I enjoyed your message and photos 🙂

6. What are you attracted to?

EFFORT! 😍 Wit, big smiles, reading comprehension, confidence, open communication, golden retriever energy. (Beards and tattoos certainly don’t hurt, either, but not requirements 😉) “Hey, how are you” is a message I will never respond to 😅

7. Where are you located?

The Pacific Northwest! More specifically- Seattle, WA

8. Do you have an OnlyFans?

No! I just post here for fun (and hopefully for both of our enjoyment!) 🙂 BUT- as a prior service industry gal I will say that tips are always SO genuinely appreciated! My cashapp is linked in my bio if my teasers got you feeling tipsy 😉

9. Are you interested in women or a threesome with me and my girl?

I’m so sorry- women are absolutely beautiful creatures, but I am (unfortunately) very straight. Can’t help but only love the dudes! And I’ve never been good at sharing 💁🏼‍♀️