Let's Begin... [cue Baba O'Riley intro]

Back here with a new account because instagram is full of rot these days. Took a hiatus 10 months ago to work on something important and focus on health.

My presence on reddit is like a house guest who never knows when to leave.... and its beautiful how the internet never fails to amaze you. Yeah yeah, there's always a guy getting his thing stuck somewhere, there's always a hamster being accidently microwaved, there's always a guy who became a millionaire by being cringe and there's always eccentric people to talk to. I think commenting on reddit is way more fun than actually posting because it requires less effort and makes you gain other redditor's trust (hood psychology).

Apart from commenting and endlessly scrolling, I also come here to chat with like-minded people and have a good long conversation about whether it is wise to run a car over your foot to prove a point (something along those lines). Since being single (currently) sucks a little... there are often moments when I'd frequent r4r subs to look for fun-loving maidens for a feel-good flirty conversation. Does it always take a sexual turn? No, but when it does...... at the right time ...... I don't mind ;)

I am an empath and helping someone out with their difficulties makes me feel good (I stare at the sunset from a windy cliff as the camera zooms in on my face from below)

Things I may or may not have said :-

• "My dick has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a gun"
• "What number is Ikyasee???"
• "Hahaha yeah, I have lived here for about 20 years... but I still use google maps"
• "I definitely spoke with a slightly aggressive tone... I should apologize"
• .... TBC