Hello amazing people of Reddit. I just wanted to post an expanded “about me” post that hopefully sets some expectations.

1) I am married and this is a secret, if that bothers you that is ok we don’t have to chat. I am up front and honest about this fact and I enjoy Reddit for being able to anonymously show off and flirt.

2) I love chatting with everyone but please understand I am not into guys. I really do appreciate all the compliments you send, but please don’t ask to hookup.

3) My DMs are always open as I love talking to people, don’t be afraid to say hi if you just want to chat.

4) I have an on/off hobby with erotic writing. I am always looking for fun friends that enjoy reading/expanding the story.

5) Yes I am interested in discreet meeting but please refer to item #1, I prefer couples. I am not looking to change anything on either end.