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NOTE: My Profile is not for the faint of heart, bleeding hearts, snowflakes, karens and kevins, at mga pabebe. If you find dick pics offensive or any sexual activities in that matter, then you can avoid wasting time by just swiping away. Block me if you want, I don't care. This is my own space, my safe space. I don't need you here.
Again, First things first.....
~ I'm dying. We're all dying. Slowly. But surely. So we'd better get the best out of this fucking life!
~ What you see here is just a part of my darkest secret much like the dark side of the moon. So if ever we'll meet, then you already know the dark half of me (wut?).
~ I am not always into and looking for sex or a fuck. I'd rather we have deep talks first, find a deeper connection, it doesn't have to be a romantic connection but more of a human connection - all of our lives we've been living in a pretentious world, wearing our pretend masks everyday. Wouldn't it be nice to remove that mask and any inhibitions you've set upon yourself once in a while and just chill and talk, share all your deepest darkest secrets with a stranger that would keep your secrets safe. Would love to have this talks in a bath tub - and after all the talks, if you're still up for the deed then we shall do it.
As I've mentioned, I'm not always into sex, though my sex drive is on high almost everyday - I'm still able to manage it thru sheer will and 6-8hours of sleep plus a woody or boner when I wake up and just trying to ignore it til it subsides. Furthermore, what I'm most proud of is my dick stamina, i can go on up to 3-4 rounds, mind you. But this could vary greatly depending on the situation. Worst case scenario, i can go on for up to 2 rounds at the very least. With CD as always, better be safe than sorry. However, the humping and stumping could lessen the longer the session goes on. I guess i really should start to get fit now.
~ I'm straight, 5'11", with a dadbod/titobod/chub or whatever you call it (trying to reduce my weight now), without any STDs and other diseases. Hygienic and organized. Working professional - night owl (because graveyard shift pays more). I'm also a butt-guy (prefers asses than bewbs, regardless of size and color) and would bury myself between those mounds and lick your hole. I also find myself getting horny at the sight of pubes, as such, i like looking at pube arts. I also find girls with armpit hairs, hot & sexy.
~ I'm also an expert Yoni giver and not just your typical lame fingering-boi who only knows how to finger-fuck. I studied Anatomy and confidently knows my way inside you. I don't need to get rough to make you squirt - and, yes - you read that right, SQUIRT. Not just your average drizzle squirt but PORN WORTHY SQUIRT. You'd be asking for more each time you cum. I can also eat you, lick and suck your clit but I prefer watching your face while I make you squirt and as you beg for more.
~ My kinks are exhibitionism and loves Golden shower. And I only do exhibits or show if i know my viewer likes to watch or likes what they are seeing. I also like getting bathed with Golden showers (only if you're healthy) which is why I like giving Yonis - but I don't mind if I'll receive one without you squirting or via the traditional way which is peeing on me. But I'm not into Urophagia, don't get me wrong, I like getting bathe but I'm not taking it inside my body, that's different.
~ I'm a Spa Addict, i love getting pampered and love getting touched all throughout my body. I prefer having my massage done by a female therapists. I like getting body scrubs. Extra service is just a plus, but I'd rather get the best massage instead of a paid hj or bj. The best case scenario for me would be getting a great massage package plus a free happy ending service done with loving hands of a master masseuse - I wish! If you have a Spa recos and would like someone to accompany you, just let me know!
~ Part of my other half that most people know about me is that i'm interested in playing boardgames, videogames, documentaries, music writing, anime, light and web novels, hardbound books, guitar, piano, and sushi.
So if you find any of this interesting, send me a DM please!
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