• Send a regular picture or two (we are not picking you from a dick picture sorry we like faces more than cock)

. - Just saying hi or hey = ignore it's annoying

. - be normal introduce yourself then give a picture that isn't creepy

. - I know it's extremely weird, but we're not going to choose you. If we don't know what you'll look like, you have to remember you've been looking at our page lusting at videos. When we click on your profile it's blank. How the fuck would we want to fuck you?.

. - just remember we don't need you for great sex. You would be lucky if we picked you not the other way around

. - If you tell me you're straight and not gay without us asking you, I'm going to fuck with you and ask you to suck my dick and take a pegging if you want to hook up with us. I do this just so you can question your sexuality when you are super horny 🤣 just to fuck with you because I'm bored

. - If you want personal information about us be prepared to verify and tell us deeply about yourself

. - We hate the word Bull and most guys who use it think they are dominant and gods gift = automatic fail does it look like we need you I promise we don't

. - We are more of exhibitionist than swingers. We do same room play with couples and live shows, occasionally like to see if any single men or ladies temp us so please apply. I like to get my wife to be tempted she loves abs and tattoos and sexy men so might as well dangle an apple in front of her face.

. - We are a happily married couple and fuck each other's brains out there is nothing you can bring that we need so please stop thinking your the best thing since slice bread. This doesn't mean that we can't use one of you as a live action sex toy to get extreme pleasure. We know how to fuck so using your dick or pussy is a fun addition in a bedroom.

. -. We are more looking for long term kink friends to go to parties and clubs with and be comfortable in our skin and not ashamed of our kinks. If something organic happens it happens. (No promises besides having real life friends)

. God bless you and thank you for even thinking us 7's are good enough for you. Also tributes are always welcome I'm a dirtbag and love porn