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dammit gravity, you had one job.
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Your comment reminds me of something that happened just last night.

I was at a party and everyone went around the camp fire guessing my boob size (guesses ranged from B to D cup) and one of the guys said ā€œI literally have no idea. I havenā€™t looked at your chest at all, Iā€™ve been looking at your eyesā€. I said ā€œbullshit whatā€™s the colorā€ and he got it right so maybe he actually was. They had a hard time believing Iā€™m an F. I dress in a way that conceals them pretty well, so a lot of irls donā€™t realize I have big boobs at first.

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It usually starts with a ā€œwhat do you do for a livingā€ and the answer always throws them off guard, followed up by disbelief or lots of questions.

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Happy Thanksgiving :) any special plans today?

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Letā€™s kiss on the mouth

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I could only ever date someone thatā€™s really secure in themself; but also, Iā€™m a super loyal, monogamous person. At the end of the day, Iā€™m just answering questions about my job.. no different than someone being like ā€œWhat are your responsibilities as a CFO?ā€

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By ā€œso muchā€, you mean a post every like 6 months haha Happy Thanksgiving :)

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did somebody say CHAWKLIT

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Maybe so; itā€™s possible people are being nice to my face, only to silently judge me.

But tbh no one has ever openly expressed disgust over it. Thereā€™s usually surprise, like ā€œYOU of all people have an onlyfans?!ā€ but itā€™s not in a bad way; I just think people donā€™t expect it from someone like me. The follow up questions come out of a place of curiosity. Face-to-face conversations address a lot of stereotypes, and I think itā€™s easier to find common ground talking to someone in person :)

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I was never gone, just silently lurking most of the time like everyone else on here haha

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Love me a man that can make prolonged eye contact

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Sounds like a good day :) aside from on and off being sick, itā€™s been pretty good lately. My animal rescue is great; itā€™s really given me such a sense of purpose and involvement in my community. As an adult, itā€™s usually pretty hard making friends, but volunteering makes it easy. Enjoy your holiday!!

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You can be my date to the next one

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Oh Iā€™m so nosey.. even if someone hates their job at Waffle House, Iā€™m going to get the inside scoop about what itā€™s like working there lol soupy Mac and cheese from a pot is not a Thanksgiving food. However, BAKED Mac and cheese is a Thanksgiving food thatā€™d go great with mashed potatoes. Sounds very southern, I like it Picasso.

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Pumpkin pie, itā€™s a favorite of mine. I donā€™t like apple pie at all actually. Love apples, hate apple pie. And gravy over everything of course!

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What a great idea for a PH video

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It does for the blobfish :(

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Creeping up on 30 and I still got it šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ’£šŸ”„šŸ‘¹

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A record-holding champion. Anyone want to challenge this undefeated title?

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Aw.. Cute :) Iā€™m thankful for you too. Thanks for sharing this planet with me.

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Aw, that actually makes me really happy to read :) some porn can be downright scary lol

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Aw, Happy Thanksgiving :) itā€™s been alright; Iā€™ve been fighting off respiratory infections for weeks now and thatā€™s sucked, but otherwise Iā€™m doing well! Bout to have me a fat tofurky in a minute here. I noticed you spell favorite with a U, are you British? If so, do you guys even celebrate Thanksgiving there?

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Thanks :) They both did a great job on it and I love Chris.

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I just donā€™t want to look at my friendsā€™ genitals, male or female haha Iā€™m verrrry platonic with my irl friendships, the same way you wouldnā€™t want to look at your cousin naked

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I have one for sale as a PPV on my onlyfans but I donā€™t see myself making another tbh

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Itā€™s not a JOI, Iā€™m laying on a bed with I think ((blue?)) sheets!

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You should see what a binder does to my chest. Makes it look completely flat!

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Thatā€™s not what I said; men are totally allowed to have preferences. Dating a SWer isnā€™t for everyone, for many reasons. If someoneā€™s preference was that they didnā€™t want to date a SWer, they wouldnā€™t be dating me to begin with and thatā€™s totally fine!

But if someone is dating me, and they donā€™t feel comfortable with me talking about my job around a camp fire, thatā€™s insecure and shows they donā€™t trust me. Just because Iā€™m a SWer doesnā€™t mean Iā€™m a cheater.. Iā€™m not flashing tits, handing out free OF subscriptions, and rating their dicks šŸ¤£ just telling stories about what itā€™s like working in the industry and answering curious questions people have.

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Nope, I donā€™t show off my boobs irl unless Iā€™m on set modeling. And when Iā€™m not modeling, Iā€™m in a robe. I donā€™t even do nude beaches or hot springs haha idc if Iā€™m the only one in a bathing suit, Iā€™m quite modest outside the internet! Haha

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No one has asked me for it directly, though I know some of my IRLs have subscribed inconspicuously.

Iā€™m pretty hard to offend, and would just say something diffusing like ā€œif youā€™re that curious, youā€™ll just have to look for it!ā€ but I wouldnā€™t give an IRL the link. And I could see where other girls wouldnā€™t like that as, like, a safety thing. My irls can subscribe anonymously, but my rule is 1.) I refuse to rate their dick and 2.) the second I find out itā€™s them, theyā€™re booted. I know, I know. ā€œIf theyā€™re anonymous, how do you know whether itā€™s their dick youā€™re rating?ā€ I donā€™t. Itā€™s more like an honor system.

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Thank you so much :) I wish I could just be a sweatshop and make bank but I think genuine human connection is a bit healthier when it comes to sex and the internet

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Thatā€™s honestly so flattering šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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BAHAHAH that made me belt out laughing

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