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5 fucking years ago I made this throwaway account, and it totally changed my life. Holy shit.
I didn’t even realize it was my cake day until I logged on to check a different sub. Wish I would have realized it sooner, I would have celebrated somehow 😭
Yes; the skin is very comfortable to wear over all, I just wish it was a little less itchy. Flexible, it breathes, and it’s very tight where it needs to be.
Watched me evolve into the beautiful, fertile flower I am today *tips fedora
Actually just last month, my mom’s landlord said “I’m surprised playboy would hire someone with your body type” I thought she was talking about my height, and she was like “no, just back in my day they always had really busty women”. I took off the hoodie I was wearing and she was amazed lol
It ain’t much but it’s honest work
I’m honored I got your first freedom nut
Tell me more about the intervening years, were you dating someone that told you to purge all your porn or something? Give me that decafinated tea ☕️
I feel old; yesterday I was grabbing to-go food in a college town, and was talking to the guy at the drive thru window. I was transporting some rescue dogs, so I asked him for a pup cup (but the ice cream machine was down). I told him if he has any friends looking to adopt dogs, to let me know. I forgot exactly how he worded it, but he essentially said they’re all in college and too young to have dogs/the ones that do have dogs shouldn’t. I was sitting there like “you see me with 2 dogs! Do I not look like I’m in college anymore?” If I was walking around on a campus, would I look old now? 😂😅 I see myself as 21 when I look in the mirror but I’m coming up on 30.
Damn I was hoping to at least place Top for the Week, you must be into some fucked up shit.
I’m honored to be part of that many throwaways; glad you’re having a good time 😎🍆
Hahahahahah I didn’t flash my mom’s landlord, I was wearing a sports bra
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Seriously that’s half a decade of boobs
Y’all essentially watched me grow up