These are just some general things I don't wish to see when you dm. So we're not wasting each other's time. And making dming me as painless as possible

1. Put some effort into the first message. "Hi" or "hey" or anything as such is boring, and gives nothing to go off of. I'm not asking for a paragraph, since that would be just as annoying. But just put a some effort into the first message so we can actually have a conversation.

2. If your looking to sell Onlyfans, fansly, or whatever just piss off cause I'm not buying. This also goes for pretty much anything else. This is just the most reoccurring.

3. Don't ghost me. If your no longer interested, just say it and I'll fuck off and we can go our separate ways. Just don't leave me there wondering if your still there or not. I block the unresponsive in 24hrs.

4. If your here off of a post, you need to be able to drive to me. I unfortunately cannot travel. And I'm not paying for your gas or Uber.

5. Stay on reddit. I'm not moving to snap, telegram, insta, or whatever. What goes on reddit stays on reddit

6. I know it won't stop it, but no bots. Real humans only please.

7. Don't bring up politics. I despise them, especially currently with all the drama.

Thank you for reading, hope our dms go well