These are just some things I don't want before you decide to text me

1. Actually be real. Please put more than "Hi" or "hey" it's very annoying cause bots do it a lot, and it's low effort and nothing to go off of. I'm not asking for a paragraph that would be equally as annoying. Just put a little effort into the first message thank you.

2. No selling me shit, especially OF. If I wanted to find some porn I would search it. Your nothing special compared to the masses. And anything else I probably don't care or want.

3. If your inquiring to me because you're from one of my posts, You need to drive to me, and I'm not paying for your gas, Uber, taxi, whatever.

4. Don't ghost me, if your no longer interested just tell me. I'll fuck off and we can go our separate ways. Just please don't leave me wandering if your still here or not.

5. Do not ask me to move to another app. What goes on reddit stays on reddit. I'm not using telegram, WhatsApp, Imessage, Snap, or whatever the fuck you have. Ik reddit not the greatest but it's what we're working with until further notice.

6 is a bit of a nitpick, but hey all laws are in place cause someone did it. But do not come to me and tell me to go to the gym, build character and get bodies. This alone already tells me how chronically online you are, despite claiming to be this Chad figure.

Hope our conversation goes well, and have a nice day