Hey y’all!

Thanks for all the DMs! We really appreciate and are flattered by everyone who reaches out. 🤗

Wanted to put together a few notes on what we respond to vs. what we ignore, both in comments and DMs. Hopefully this will save us each some time and uncertainty!

What we love and will respond to:

• A thoughtful note with a few details about you both. Extra points for humor! And pics!!
• Some tasteful pics, which can also be NSFW. Faces blurred is totally fine and some body or naked pics can definitely be hot.
• Specifically HNL-based couples. Open to others on Oahu, potentially other islands as well. But we’re mainly looking to connect with local couples.
• People roughly our age. That probably means ages 25-50, but this isn’t a super firm range.
• HBWP folks (but no need to be crazy fit!)
• People willing to chat and exchange more pics on Telegram (where we hang out the most)

What we will ignore:

• Single dudes. Please believe us - there is no interest.
• No pics. If you have some on your profile, great, we’ll definitely see those 🙌. But if you don’t have any pics on your profile and you don’t send pics, we likely won’t reply.
• “Hey” or any other thoughtless outreach. Other examples: “m28 f29 DM us,” “local couple here” “me and my girl are interested”
• Crotch shots or dick pics