Just stumbled upon a few lines that I would like to share.

[M4F] (knock knock knock)
Don't worry - it's alright. Security let me in because I have a deal with your management. I know you need your privacy after the show and all... Just a few minutes, I promise. Call them later, they will be busy now. The thing is: This will be a very exclusive and intimate look behind the glittering facades of the famous Lady Gag.
Don't worry, I will make sure that you look as beautiful as ever. Wait, don't wipe off the sweat. I need you really raw. Yes, the ruined makeup is perfect. Would you arch your back a little more? Wonderful. ! -click-
No no no, I know these heels are killing you but our readers would prefer to have you keep them on, just one more minute. Beautiful. -click-
By the way, your show was absolutely smashing. You were practically making love to the audience. You must be all worked up. Now turn toward the wall. Good. Like a long foreplay... And now you need it.
Shhhh... I sent that stupid security gorilla away. Just you and me. Are you wet? That's not only sweat.
Hold still and spread your legs... whore!

Inspired by the song "Marlise" by Fischer-Z. ;-)

Maybe one day it will grow up to become a real script...