I totally stole a lot of this from u/Crossing3Orbits...but I asked permission first. Go check her out!

**UPDATE: I’m moving this to the top because it’s too far down for how many messages I get like it—if you message me “single male interested” or just a picture of your cock, I’m ignoring and blocking you and you’re lucky I’m not reporting you. If you don’t have enough patience to read this or to chat with me before sending me a dick pic…you’re not ever going to be worth my time**

About me:

• Yes, I'm actually a redhead.
• Yes, I'm tall. If I walk into a room with 1,000 women in it, I'm taller than 990 of them.
• Yes, those are my real breasts. Yes, I had surgery...but not to make them bigger.
• Yes, that is my favorite t-shirt for multiple reasons, pun intended.
• My foot size is proportional to my height.

What do you do for fun?

• I love to travel. I love to explore new places.
• I'll try pretty much anything legal twice...and maybe some other things.
• I hate foodies (ugh--did you see The Menu???)...but I really like well-crafted eats.
• I get naked. I get naked in public. I talk about sex. I have lots of sex. I have lots of different kinds of sex.

Why do you post on Reddit?

Because I'm an exhibitionist but I also have reasons for not wanting to act on my exhibitionist tendencies in my hometown and posting on Reddit gives me the huge rush I love.

Secret very few know about: Imagine going on epic adventures, seeing the most amazing places, fucking who you want to fuck, watching people fuck who they want to fuck,...and telling no one! Just a library of memories (and photos) to revisit when you’re old and gray. I talk my partner's ear off about it, but this is my way of talking (and sometimes showing!) my adventure on a broader scale. I love that I’m posting a bunch of sexy photos on here, and I love that I can do it anonymously and no one in my real world other than my partner knows about it (well...and now u/DanManchild). It's a huge rush and excites me (yes...in that way).

Banter: If you’ve read the comment sections of my posts, you might have noticed that I LOVE the banter. Again, it's a rush to know that I'm engaging with people who are looking at and maybe getting off to me.

Creativity/Showing Off: Some people show off their paintings. Some people show off their drawings. I love to show off my body. Growing up I was taught and told that the human body was something that should be reserved for your spouse, but I always felt that was bullshit. And showing off my body in...creative...situations is both stimulating and meets my natural need to be creative! I'm creative in other ways, too, in addition to being an exhibitionist so this is just an extension of who I am naturally.

Attention: I like the attention, but it's a fine line. I don't want all the attention, so anonymity affords me enough attention without going overboard. It's like eating enough to sate me without being uncomfortable.

Why don’t you have an OF account?

I do, but it's as a consumer, not a creator. And I have other reasons for not doing it, one of which is I enjoy being able to post on the "non-seller" subreddits. And I don't want this to be my job.

Can I pay you for custom stuff?

Maybe? Like I said, I like to be able to post on the "non-seller" subreddits and doesn't that make me a seller? If it doesn't, it has to be an idea that I like and would want to do and post it on here.

Can I buy your panties?

Again, doesn't that make me not a "non-seller?" Also, why do so many people want to buy worn panties??? Or want me to leave my panties in the ladies' room???

What about donations?

Doesn't that make me a seller? If not, I'll figure something out.

Let’s talk DMs.

u/Crossing3Orbits said it best: Oh. My. God. The DMs. Man, oh, man. This is actually one of the main reasons I wanted to do this pinned post. There. Are. So. Many.

I genuinely enjoy connecting in the DMs and at first I felt guilty just ignoring and deleting the ones I wasn't interested in, but FUCK there's so many of them that are just "hi" or "nice tits" or "kik?" or "snapchat?" or something mundane, boring, unimaginative, or simply not eye-catching. So here's how I see it:

First: I won’t respond to:

1. “Hi” or “How tall are you?” or "Are you really a redhead?"
2. Random dick pic. Be proud of your cock...but on some subreddit, not in my DMs unless I ask you to.
3. “May I please worship you?”/"May I tribute you?"
4. “Do you sell?”/“Do you do video call”/“Do you sext?”
5. Wanting me to "meet up."
6. Cute compliments and appreciation messages that are very short like "you're beautiful."
7. Offering to be my "bull."
8. Are you accepting dares?

Why?

Category 1: Your minimal effort gets my minimal effort, which is clicking on "ignore."

Category 2: Seriously? Just a random pic of your dick? Block and ignore.

Category 3: Unless we've already chatted and have some rapport...meh. Ignore.

Category 4: This is truly flattering, but I'm worried it might make me a "seller" and I like posting on "non-seller" subreddits. Maybe someone can clarify this for me. If I get a gift through an Amazon Wish List, is that the same thing as being a "seller?"

Category 5: Just no. Unless you're endowed and skilled and willing to pay for me and my partner to come see you. We only play together.

Category 6: Thank you!...but it doesn't get a response. Otherwise, responding with "thank you" to every DM would be my new job.

Category 7: We're stag-and-vixen. We don't need a bull. We don't want a bull. My partner is not a cuck, bi, or curious, and isn't a degradee. You get ignored without even a second glance, no matter how big you claim to be. Cock size isn't a substitute for reading comprehension. Go bother someone else.

Category 8: I am as long as they don't jeopardize some aspect of my life, like my job or family. But I'll ignore DMs that only ask if I'm accepting dares. Just dare me.

Second: I will probably respond to:

1. Fun banter. Often in response to one of my posts.
2. In depth messages introducing themselves, clearly went over my profile and knows a little bit about my style and approach. Shows appreciation for my posts and style, and wants to connect.
3. Playing the long game. Someone who’s been bantering in the comment section for a while first, and then smoothly sliding into the DMs, clearly playing the long game.
4. Responses to my posts inviting contact like in r/swingersr4r or similar...but you need to pay attention to how I want you to contact me. If I want your DM to tell me your age, and have a partial face pic, and know other things like when and where, put that in your DM or I'll click on "ignore." You get one chance to make a first impression, and doing what I say is how you make that impression.

Can I see your face?

I posted one pic with my face...and someone immediately tried to identify me and sent me DMs of their progress. I didn't take the pic down but it was a scary enough experience that I won't be posting my face again. I won't call out who it was (and they've deleted their account since anyway), but you'll have to enjoy me from below my nose! Sorry/not sorry.

How old are you?

I’m Generation X...and that's all you need to know.

Is your real name "Greer?" Because I knew a redheaded Greer back in the day...

Is your real name "latent-ostrich-potato_8172" or whatever?