Tall middle aged white guy. Bit of a dad bod. 6'5" 270 lbs by the last wanted poster's account. Clean shaven and close cropt hair so that the tabloids lay off the bigfoot sightings. Real laid back personality.

I am a giant kid. I have hobbies that occupy my brain. I could be out boozing it up or trying to manwhore my way to an early grave. I dont. Instead i put on audio books and movies while building and painting small armies. I roll dice and share stories with friends. I go fishing when the weather is right. Once in a blue moon i even host a game night with a card/board game and whatever i decided to whip up in the kitchen.

I have a sence of humor. It can be hit or miss. Dad jokes are a speciality despite my lack of kids. Ive made my peace with that and will instead relegate myself to cool uncle. How else will my nephews vocabulary expand to include words like fork and falcon? My siblings love me, why do you ask?