6' 1", 190 lbs, single, monogamous, downtown. Kidfree, once again plantfree after a recent wilt in the family, not quite catfree at all. I run a cool online business and have a decent amount of free time. People say my weird fiction is terrifying, my sauerkraut's the best they've ever had, the flat spot on top of my skull is something I'm exaggerating for attention, and sometimes that my voice is hot.

I like thrift stores, diy, charcoal denim, Moomins, walkmans, doom metal, dim sum, hallucinatorily sad folk songs, and late night conversations on fire escapes. Haven't smoked in seven hundred days and change, but the brown liquor's still doing me friendly. Never sure if I'm more Calvin or Hobbes, probably a switch. More into philosophy than politics, more into making than consumption. If I like you, I'll want to fix your computer and read you stories in bed.

In search of someone comfortably strange for cuddling at shows and testing recipes. Down to travel and potentially relocate. Looking for a relationship, not just to hook up, not weave endless conversation loops. No p0ly and nobody with kids, please. Usually I crush on thoughtful creative types who aren't entirely grown up. Let's hold hands and stare directly at the sun.

PS. I'm only into big girls. I don't mean to objectify anybody but it's how my brain works. So many people have asked me for clarification on this point that I feel like I should publish a scatterplot or something. (One person said pie chart, which made me laugh, but it's hardly the most intuitive way to organize such data. Something something belle curve.)

Pics of me here. (Yes, I am wearing clothes! Thank you for worrying.)