i had a wonderful dream last night! i dreamt a wedgie dream of you and your bf.

i came over and you guys forced me to strip down to my panties and change into a maid outfit. i brought over ingredients to make you guys dinner, and while i was preparing the meal, you guys would come into the kitchen and torment me. you’d smack my butt and wedgie me of course while telling me how pathetic i was.

once i was done cooking, served all of us and tried to sit down at the table, but you guys just looked at me confused. you told me i knew where I belong, and pointed to the two dog bowls under the table. i crawled under like a good boy and drank my water while your boyfriend used me as a footstool. once we wrapped up dinner, I cleared the table while you guys put on a movie.

i was washing the dishes and again, you guys would come in and bully me to your heats content. once i was done with the dishes, i made you guys some snacks. i brought them over to you and tried to sit somewhere, but once again you guys looked at me confused. both of you decided that since this was the second time i believed to be in your level, you guys where gonna use me as a footstool again. this time you gave me an atomic wedgie, so i couldn’t even watch the movie.

i quite enjoyed being used as furniture. i was a mere coffee table to you guys. once the movie was over i dare not move, despite the wedgie. i thought that would be the last thing i had to endure, but i heard you guys coming back after getting ready for bed.

i couldn’t quite tell what was going on, but your boyfriend came back with a collar and leash and decided we were going for a walk. he placed the collar and leash on me and it felt really natural once he began walking me like the good boy i am.

i wasn’t sure where he was leading me, as the atomic wedgie obscured my view, but i was just glad to be along for the ride. eventually i was led to some room and heard a cage door swing open. i got on and it was closer behind me.

“goodnight master” i said.

“thank you for the wedgies” i add, as he leaves laughing at me getting as cozy as a pathetic loser could in my tiny cage.