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Trying this again because my inbox exploded and almost everyone I actually talked to initially ended up flaking or ghosting. Feel free to send me another message if you like previously responded because I may not have saw it.
The concept is simple: we meet for drinks, flirt heavily and end the night with you fucking my brains out and more.
About me: Smart, attractive, educated, sexy, 5’3, I guess you would categorize me as a bbw but with more of an hourglass figure, 38DDD, hips and an ass you can definitely grab onto, green eyes, long brown hair (yes - you can pull it), fantastic smile. NSFW pics in my profile. Very into music (primarily indie, alt rock, but I like pretty much everything except country) and history.
Sexually, I love blow jobs, facials, rough sex, hair pulling, doggy, anal, getting eaten out, the occasional threesome, being filmed and I definitely lean submissive. I love it when a guy takes charge in the bedroom and tells me what to do. I’m definitely a bit of a cum slut and think it’s super hot when a guy can come multiple times in a night. Also, nothing beats a hot steamy makeout sesh to start things off. I’ve successfully met up with several Redditors in the past and have been the topic of success stories.
You should be:
- 28-40 years old - non-negotiable give or take a few years in either direction (i.e. you’re a mature 26 year old or young 42 year old)
- Single - non-negotiable, even if you have permission from your partner
- At least 5’5 tall
- Attractive - I find lots of things attractive, but a killer smile gets me every time. I like beards if they are short, well kept and taken care of.
- Smart/Educated - intellect is sexy as fuck
- Good sense of humor and can make fun of yourself
- Recently tested/DDF (weed and shrooms are fine)
- Be serious about meeting up - I cannot stress this enough: Please do not waste my time. My job is literally to bill people for my time so my time is extremely valuable. If you’re not feeling it, that’s fine just let me know rather than ghost me. I’m not here to sext.
- Be free to meet up initially this week between Thursday and Sunday.
- Live in Philly; it just makes things easier.
- I can host at my place in Old City but ideally you should be able to as well if this becomes an ongoing thing.
If you think we would be a good fit, send me a chat telling me about yourself and where we should get a drink. Low effort messages will be ignored. Preference will be given to those that include pictures (to be honest, I’m more likely than not to just ignore your message if it does not include a pic). Your face pic gets you mine. I promise not to share any pictures, it just makes it easier to sort through all the messages and see if there is a baseline attraction so we’re not wasting either of our time. If it seems like a good match, let’s meet for a drink and see what happens. Open to a one night thing or preferably something ongoing if the vibe is right.
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