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You've been cooped up in the lab all summer... obviously it was only a matter of time until you jumped each other. But it's not just frivolous fun - as long as you're banging, you may as well take some data too!
Oh come on, don't tell me you haven't been collecting data.
Like, yesterday at lunch: "Effects of unexpectedly denied orgasm on a male test subject" Conclusion: he gets frustrated and horny until you fuck him that afternoon.Â
And the afternoon's experiment, "Effects of prolonged teasing on a previously aroused male test subject" Conclusion: he cums like a faucet.
And of course the, uh, /seminal/ study that kicked this research project off: "Effects of decreasing skirt length and fastening fewer buttons: a multi-day effort to make you jump me."Â Conclusion: a bivariate regression documenting the relationship between cleavage and legs, and you losing your shit.Â
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