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About myself
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It has come to the point where I am eventually engaging less and less every week. It's become a menial task more than a thrill off late. The account will remain and a few posts maybe here and there. This would be my memorial as I would like it. (Maybe not)

So [about me], I love to spread misinformation on the internet. Whatever I say may not be true

Been a furry for 69 years now. Rather contrary to the nasty behaviour I have been upto here. I'm very conservative, this being my fourth account (last hopefully) my main coping mechanism for my high libido.

Something I have brought over directly from my IRL persona into this Reddit account would be my sense of justice and balls of steel and awkward placed innuendo at inappropriate times.

Took me a short time to become sober and the talent may have transferred over here. Knowing that I maintained this account majorly to keep track of my rizzology and less of my dick. Self control is something I'm proud of except around baddies.

I'm the prodigal asshole, righteous bully and you will hate me but seek help from me because I like to help, so even when all your folks have abandoned you I would help you to prove them wrong. I like to contradict and prove others wrong. Very spiritual I believe in karma and dharma. I follow order in all manners of things I practice except sex of course.

I'm vegan, I hate coffee and tea. Who knows I could be vegan as well right? Lost my virginity when I was 15 nearly became a teen dad. My rebel streak is legendary. Never been tech or computer savvy. The videogaming phase never happened. If any universe I could reincarnate I'd be in the Hello Kitty universe 10/10


Sexuality- Straight as an Arrow🏹

What am I watching rn - Talk Tuah Podcast

Favourite movie- Big short

Peak career moment - crystal league in clash of clans (bad gamer like i said)

Favourite food - Lasagna

What did I drink last - Apple juice

Song I listened to last - Antidote -Travis

Music I fw - neighborhood, arctic monkeys, ac/dc, LDR, two feet, the weeknd (rock/indie/alt pop/hip hop/metal)

Favourite workout - Deadlifts, Squats and hip thrusts 😏 (I wanna have the cake as well) I was a grappler

Least favourite workout - Anything to do with my abs (I have a decent core, looksmaxxing is not the current goal) like I said I was a grappler

Core memory - Catching a bottle I dropped mid air in a split second like I was Spiderman and found out I can shoot webs ifykwim

Did I save anyone - I absolutely did, carried an elderly man back to his home after he fainted from low sugar. I have no idea what happened after, I left asap.

Saved a village from a disaster by being Me

Who are you - I'm Batman


Anyway jokes apart I am going to engage less and less hereafter. Setting off to explore the next avenues in life. This was just a phase haha.

I might get impersonated but they will never be able to copy the temporal rizzical mastery I acquired when I opened looksmaxx tree line quirk after I consumed the forbidden grimace shake, without this mind that body will only bring despair not being able to converse the Alpha Ohio language, I have locked my digital data with this simple spell but quite unbreakable. Maybe if you're suffering from ED you will be able to use my images when you're fanum taxed

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