OK, we have only been here as a couple a short time but already we need to address the fellas and how they act when contacting us.

1. Your point of contact always is he, never her. Calling he babe, you make my cock hard, and other such stupidity will only get you blocked.
2. Should go without saying, if you contact us and have zero to say, please don't contact us. We are seeking fun people that are easy to converse with and enjoy a conversation. If you have no ability to be interesting, cheerful, tell us your attributes and allow us to see why you would be a good fit, you are wasting our and your time.
3. I, he, am the gate keeper. If you think you can get past the gate keeper by sending a cock pic, please, all men have a dick, yours isn't special to anyone but you, it isn't opening this gate, a personality will though.
4. No, we are NOT seeking a "bull". In fact it's a complete no thanks if that is how you identify, save yourself the keystrokes. We are a Stag/Vixen couple, I call the shots on who can come play, not her, so don't think you are calling the shots in our bed because you clearly are not.
5. We are however seeking laid back, fun, funny, and respectful men, ages 30 to 50, in reasonable shape, horse dick is not a requirement. We raised our age limit to 30 because the younger guys simply don't understand how to speak like a mature and educated person when they have been contacting us.
6. Please, when contacting us, do not start with "hey", I find it disrespectful, I am not your buddy that you text all day every day. I expect a proper intro if you want to fuck my wife, it's the polite and proper thing to do.

Thanks for taking a moment to understand our rules of engagement.

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