Didn’t Go as Planned

A while back, I posted on R4R looking for a stand-in girlfriend for a family event. The idea was purely and strictly SFW—just a quick photo op and some casual vibes to save me from the endless teasing at my family reunion. Pfft.

I matched with someone. We met up for coffee, but it became clear pretty quickly that we just didn’t vibe. On top of that, she was already hinting at being into NSFW activities, which completely went against the whole point of why I made the post. For context, I’m not available or interested in an NSFW relationship; this was solely for PR purposes.

We had a cup of coffee, exchanged a bit of awkward conversation, and then went our separate ways. It was civil, but definitely not what I was hoping for. To top it off, I ended up leaving my family event early anyway because I had to head to the office.

PS: I am not interested in an FWB, FUBU, or paid girlfriend setup. I am not available. Please stop messaging me.