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41 [M4F] New Zealand - I heard you like cats, dicks and friendship pics. I'm here to provide them and be your online FWB. Focus more on the F over B
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cats_and_dick is a male age 41 looking for a female in New Zealand
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So I went to the butcher this week. I walked in and there was giant t-bones hanging from the ceiling on a hook

I asked the butcher, "What the fuck is going on here?"

"Well", he responded, "This is a new competition we have going, Decide what you want and put it on the counter. You have one shot to jump up and pull a t-bone down. If you do you get your meat free, otherwise you have to pay 20% more. Wanna have a go?

I looked carefully at the t-bone, then at the butcher.

"Nah, steaks are too high"


Now thats out of the way, and you've (hopefully) had a laugh, let me get to the meat (hehe) of my post

As Promised: Free Samples

If we talk, face won't be obscured. But it's the Internet. Ya feel me?

I'm looking for friends to talk to during the day about whatever, like normal friends, but also exchange nudes sporadically while doing it. There is something about having a normal conversation but seeing nudes at the same time is just awesome. Sure there are tons of nudes on the internet, but when you know the person a little, theres a little more fun to it.

Please be open to sharing your face, and please be over 25. there are always exceptions to the rule, and you'll know if you are.

Here's a few brief facts about me

  • single and not looking to change it

  • will tell the worst (best) dad jokes. (how do you find Will Smith in the snow? Fresh prints)

  • cats over dogs. But only just. I love all animals.

  • gamer, but not really into anime.

  • avid reader.

  • has a kiwi accent.

What am I looking for? I'd prefer you to be Someone who wants more than a one night thing. Beyond that, come at me via dm or pm. If you have a light post history, tell me a little about you in the message too?

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a male
Age
41
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a female
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2 years ago