It’s funny and bot funny at the same time for how this happened. I was playing with myself but this time had a jewel plug up my ass. You know, trying to get her ready for the ass fucking I planned to partake in. Anyways, I orgasmed hard and my butt plug vacuumed up in my ass. I was looking for it frantically and it was no where to be found so I feel like I’m losing my fucking mind. I’m just like , “No! This can’t be happening!” I can t go to the ER like this ! So, I read about it happening more often than not and how if you relax it will be able to come out usually. So I smoked a blunt and took a good nap. Thank goodness it was my day off. Crazy thing is I didn’t even feel it until I woke from my nap and it felt like I had to give birth lol. I felt pressure. Someone js watching over me because I skipped the ER and the plug came out in the toilet smoother than I thought. Please just be careful with these they actually aren’t that fucking safe. 😭😂😅 I threw all my little jewel butt plugs away after this sort of traumatic experience.