What is the craziest woman I've ever met? There was one who came into my old apartment, got on her knees and asked for me to whip her. Claimed she was seeking salvation only a stranger from down the street could provide. Lived next to a gaggle of strippers, always asking for me to stop in and see them work, "is this going to be better than the hole in the wall I've already cut?" They stopped asking after that.

I've found so much crazy, crazy as in living for this moment, not thinking of the next. The 45 year old who claimed she never squirted, by the second time I did it she ask I leave because she swore I am the devil. Or the five women who thought getting naked and all having sex with me was a perfectly normal and fine way to conduct yourself on a Tuesday night at a Marriott.

Need more crazy like that...