This is an updated version of my Talk To Me Goose post I had on my page, the original has been deleted so there is no confusion. I’m aware there may be grammar or spelling mistakes, please overlook it, I probably missed it while proofreading. Part of this post is roughly a copy/paste of what I had before; however, there are changes and there is a new section, so DEFINITELY read it, or suffer the consequences. This post is quite long, and again these are all important and are in no particular order!!

1. I am an actual human being, not an object or a toy

2. I do not mess with married or taken men

3. Condoms, communication, and lube are a MUST, I WILL NOT compromise on that. If we are chatting and you say you do not have any condoms or lube, I have no problem picking some up

4. If we are currently chatting and you see this and are wondering if this is specifically about you or applies to you, just ask me and I will let you know

5. If you are UNDER the age of 26 or OLDER than the age of 37*, please move on. If you message me and your age is older than the range I have set, I will decide whether to accept the message on a case by case basis. The age of 26 is the youngest I will go. If I find out or suspect your age afterwards I WILL end the conversation

6. *If I message you or accept your message knowing your age, that is MY decision. I put an age range in place for my own reasons

7. ABSOLUTELY NOT MESSING WITH ANYONE REMOTELY CLOSE TO 18, SERIOUSLY, MOVE ALONG

8. I DO NOT play with females AT ALL, so do not ask

9. If something you say bothers me I WILL tell you, and we can either have an adult conversation about it or we can part ways. However, if it escalates, not only will you be blocked but you WILL be reported

10. I do look at people’s profile to get a gauge of the person, if I do not like something on your profile I will pass

11. I am not glued to my phone 24/7 nor do I have the notifications on for this app. If I do not respond to a message I am probably busy, so if you annoy the shit out of me ‘cause I am not responding immediately after you message, I WILL block you

12. Do NOT spam message me asking me when I am going to post next or whine “are you even real, do you actually meet up with people, are you here only for attention, etc.” I WILL, again, block you. If I only want attention I will say so in my post(s) and I post when I WANT TO, not when YOU want me to

13. I work a full time job and have a life outside of said job, so I am usually doing something, even if that means I want to stay home and enjoy my evening or even the weekend. Which means I do have to go to bed at decent hours, so no I am not coming to you in the middle of the night

14. I am unable to host, so if we decide to meet it will be in public and THEN after chatting and seeing how it goes, I will decide if I want to continue. If we meet and EITHER of us decide not to move forward that is fine, I WILL NOT do something without said persons consent

15. Do not ask me for my socials, ask me to download an app, or my name for I will not hand them out

16. Those that demand photos and/or videos of myself or any parts of my body that I do not want to show WILL be blocked

17. I do not usually respond to comments left on my posts, so if you send me a message that is essentially a “comment” (and/or a mix of any of the above factors) I am probably going to ignore it

If you have made it this far, CONGRATS and thank you for reading this post!!This section is new and is a LITTLE of what I do and do not like, along with some maybes. While I do not consider myself to be a part of the BDSM community, I may use language that may be used in that community. Obviously these are all to certain limits so do not assume that I have no limits. This list is in no particular order either!

LIKES: praise, hair pulling, cock sucking, cock warming, face/throat fucking, cuddling, anal, certain pet names, edging, being ate out, nipples played with, dirty talk, hearing/seeing my partners pleasure, spanking, touching my partner (I like to also roam my hands across their skin and play with their hair)

MAYBE: bondage, double penetration, male/male/female threesome

bondage—nothing completely immobile, more like my hands/wrists

double penetration—does not have to be two dicks in one hole, could be one in vagina and one in ass, or dick in one/toy in another or even some sort of variation combo

male/male/female only threesome—I am not expecting both males to do anything sexual with each other unless they want to

NO: calling you “daddy,” degradation, humiliation, bodily fluids play (besides cum), knife play, and probably a lot of things that are more on the “extreme” side of sex things/BDSM.

Again this is only SOME of the things I could think of to list, so if there is something I have not thought of and it gets commented I MIGHT respond to the comment. That way I’m not constantly reposting for every minor change; however, if I believe I have enough changes that an update on this would be better then I will do so.