Hello, I'm your friendly neighborhood dick connoisseur, and I'm having a problem. See, I've got three posts. One of these is a picture, and the other two are text posts that say the same thing. Here I'm afraid I must say it once more.

I DO NOT SEXT JUST ANYBODY.

I am a vagina owner, cis female. If you'd like a comment or rating, cool as fuck. If you want someone to randomly send your dick to, hey I'll be your girl. I have not once, EVER, forced you to send me your genitals. I do not owe you mine. I don't do JOI. If you want me, a vagina owner with a brain, to be interested, do not just assume I'm trading, as I am not.

If you managed to read this far, holy shit! Congratulations! Listen to my advice and maybe after a cool talk where we get to know each other we might get somewhere.

I'm a long game, and if you won't spend a couple days in genuine conversation about life, hobbies, and sexual flirty undertones (notice under here means not overbearing), then wow, you may be rewarded with my genuine interest.