Hello there! I'm so glad found my profile! Please get comfortable. If you're so inclined I'd love to tell you a little bit about myself. So grab yourself a drink (Wine? Gin? Apple juice? I've got it all) and take a seat on that sofa over there. All good? Wonderful.

I'm a self-employed software engineer hailing from Central Europe. I'm generally a very introverted person, but somehow thrive in little one on one chit-chats and online conversations. I find them very entertaining! Don't ask me how that works. I haven't the foggiest.

Aside from talking your ear off online I have a varied set of hobbies including but not limited to:

• Cooking and baking
• Gardening
• Hiking
• Reading
• Casual video games
• Programming

I'm open to all types of conversation. The whole iffyness and awkwardness around NSFW topics is deeply tiring to me. We're all human, we all have NSFW thoughts and experiences. Why be all silly about it. So you can come to me with anything 18 or we can just have regular chats.

I will never force anyone to talk about anything they're not comfortable with. I like making people feel good. Safe. Like they can be themselves at all times. And that's really why I'm here. I just want to brighten your day a little bit.

If all that sounds interesting, feel free to stop by in my DMs! I'd love to get to know you. For extra brownie points please message me "Avocado Toast" so I know that you took the time to see what I've written here. Just know I will not initiate DMs myself as a matter of personal principle.

So long and and I hope to hear from you soon