If you are reading this, you either want me to get you or your significant other pregnant. So let's go down the rabbit hole together:

I am

• 180cm / 5'9" tall
• Weighing under 70kg / 154 lbs
• BMI 21.6
• Have hazelnut hair
• Green / blue eyes, depending on my mood
• Square jaw
• Beard
• Body fat under 10%
• Muscular/ athletic build
• No hereditary diseases (tested over 120 different ones)
• A cock not too long but girthy
• A pair of always full testicles that need to be drained or I'll get aggressive
• 100% STD free

Now that you have the information you need, I need you to understand that I have standards and protocols. I love what I do and I intend to do it until I drop dead.

You or your SO have to be:

• STD free (and prove it with recent test resuls)
• Healthy to the extent that a baby is being taken care of properly
• Financially stable
• Don't be an ass and but a responsible adult
• Be willing to answer any questions I might have and answer them truthfully

If you read until here, feel free to hit me up on Reddit, we'll take it from there.

Cheerio, Json