Hello Redditors! I wanted to take a minute to cover "house rules" for all the lucky contenders that may find themselves perusing my page. If you're here to shoot your shot, PLEASE read the items below. My husband and I spend a lot of time sifting through all of your messages and reading through all of these will save time for everyone involved.

To even be considered for this setup, all interested redditors must be:

...Clean and be willing and able to provide proof of most recent STD/STI test. If your test is older than 45 days, be prepared to take another.
...A solo male. Not to say you'd have to be single, just don't expect to bring your SO along for the ride.
...Able to communicate clearly and effectively on Reddit until we've decided to move forward. We don't use any other social media account to communicate with people outside of Reddit. If you're needing to send videos/large pictures over, use a service like iCloud, google photos, or Dropbox to create a link for those larger files.
...Would be generally fit and attractive.
...Willing to record and be on camera from the waist down
...Experienced with filming during sex
...Able to shoot a big load and comfortable proving it ;) Shooters are preferred, but not necessarily required
...Willing to provide a face/body/dick pic during the initial conversation. In the interest of time, we need to see what you look like before we can continue any real conversation (without blurring/masking of the face). If you're not comfortable sending these items, that's okay, but we won't be a good fit.

A preferred partner would:

...Be able to confirm they meet the above criteria in their initial message. We receive hundreds of messages immediately following every one of our posts. Help make our lives easier.
...Have some experience in the lifestyle. We've more than several encounters over the last few years and an ideal partner would have a similar level of experience.
...Be between 22 and 26 years old. Looking for a partner I can be assertive with, so just a few years younger than me is ideal (we are younger than 30).
...Have a dick size between 5-7 inches. This is pretty much a deal breaker for me. It's a physical comfort thing and I'm not willing to budge on this at all UNLESS you meet every single point of criteria on this post and then some. Even then it's not guaranteed.
...Would be less than 6ft tall.

Ideally, we're looking for someone who meets ALL of the bullets on the above list(s). If that's you, please be sure to let us know in your opening message. Thanks for giving us your time, and if you've made it this far, please be sure to add the word "Goldfish" at the end of your initial message. Great way to weed out the bullshitters, and there are a LOT. Before wrapping up here, here are a few pointers on getting that first DM put together:

• Give us your name and age to start and tell us a tiny bit about yourself
  
• Send proof of most recent STD/STI screening
  
• Send over a pic of your face, body, and dick; If you've got any references of how big your loads are, send those over too :)