I really want the world to be completely depraved! I want to go outside and have it be commonplace for people to start masturbating whenever they need to. During a casual conversation, just start rubbing away if you get the urge. No matter where you are, no matter how serious or important it is- masturbation is completely normalized.

I want there to be masturbation “concerts”.. paying just to see your favorite artist get on stage and masturbate for a huge audience. The whole arena is filming and playing with themselves..

At the doctors, they ask how much you’ve been masturbating lately and they prescribe you more masturbation time if you’re dealing with any kind of stress or anxiety.

I want masturbation to be the answer to EVERYTHING.

the most sad, depressing thing in this world would be any time spent away from self pleasure… “you haven’t touched yet today? Oh you poor thing, you NEED to take care of that right now!”