Hello there internet stranger! Thank you for visiting my page, I hope you like what you see. If you are thinking about sending me a message please know that I get a lot of them, like 20 new chat requests a day. As such I don’t have time to respond to everyone and have come up with a few basic rules that improve your chances of not getting instantly ignored.

1. If the most interesting thing about you is the size of your cock. You will be ignored. Especially if you include a dick pic, we are all very impressed hun but keep it in your trousers ok?

2. If the most interesting thing about you is that you are married and looking to get your dick wet on the side. Yes I love fucking married men but a ring isn’t a VIP access all areas ticket into my knickers. Put some actual effort in or guess what? You will be ignored.

3. Differentiate yourself from the other 100 messages that are some variation of “Hi I’m X, Y years old, based in Z message me if you are interested”. Spoilers, I won’t be!

4. Monosyllabic opening messages like “hey”, “Wassup” and “Morning”. Ignored.

5. Likewise paragraphs detailing explicitly the precise way you would fuck/lick/grope me, whilst entertaining to read, will be ignored. I’m not interested in your erotic novel that you copy paste to every girl on here hoping that they will recreate it with you. I doubt they replied and neither will I.

Now I know this will be daunting and confusing for the vast majority of the horny men out there but if you want my attention, treat me with the respect, give me friendly and be interesting enough to separate yourself from the crowd. We may very well end up flirting and talking about sex but I’m also not here just to sext you until you cum then disappear.

Even if you follow all the rules I can’t even guarantee you a response. I only have time to talk to the creme de la creme of people on here. So, make sure to put in the effort in that first message to ensure that is you.