Good fucking god.

I’ve spent the last 45 minutes deleting a shit ton of DM requests and.. honestly, you lot are more pathetic than I originally thought. I still have about 140 requests to go, and every one I open makes me seriously question the fate of humanity.

Because - what the fuck?

You’re surprised that you’re stuck fucking your fist alone when you can’t form a coherent sentence in a message to a woman?

Apparently you like to just edge yourself, by yourself because with the way my DM requests look, that’s all you’ll be getting.

Word of advice -

Whether you want to speak to yours truly (because honestly who doesn’t) or another human being - ✨learn how to speak to them. ✨

Or - just don’t.

I know some of you have a humiliation kink but if I have to post one more time that I don’t answer DM’s making demands of me or being degrading, you’re about to get your fill.