Gooooood morning babies!

See that? It’s a good morning. For once I didn’t start off with reminding you how stupid and pathetic you are.

I mean you still are, but at least I was nice about it today.

Anywho, how did you start this fine day?

Honestly, if you didn’t start it with your hand between your legs, what are you waiting for? You know better than that. You’re supposed to keep yourself messy and desperate for me.

I’ve got a busy day coming so I don’t have the time to baby sit you desperate fucking gooners, unfortunately for you.

Your task for this post is to tell me what kind of content you’ve been into today. What makes you tick? What drives you craziest? Tell me allll about it. Who knows? If it interests me or I have questions I might just end up in your inbox.

Probably not, but maybe.

Later, dummies.

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