Hi, my stupid babies!

Just a check in to see how all my pathetic little gooner fucktoys are doing this beautiful weekend.

Have you paid your tribute to me this weekend? Have you jerked your (mine, really) stupid cock or rubbed your (again, my) dumb cunt while thinking about the superior being behind this account?

If you haven’t, you likely should. What are you waiting for? I know this post reminding you just how stupid you are just makes you drip for me.

If you have, tell me all about it below. I love knowing how depraved you idiots are.

Also, reminder that I do also accept audio tributes. It’s a good way to get you into my good graces - recording your edge and sending it to me as proof.

Later, stupid.

💋